1. To not break up relationships. (And if hit on a girl that has a boyfriend, I'M SORRY)
2. To try to be honest as possible with my dealings day in and day out.
4. Sara Lee pound cake.
5. To not cheat or take shortcuts in any way.
6. Beer before liquor makes you sicker, liquor before beer you're in the clear.
7. It can always use more catgirls.
8. Rule 34.
9. Down, Down-forward, Forward, Punch.
10. VTEC always kicks in, yo.